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im going to the cinema with my crush on friday
am i ok
no
im freaking out
like i love her so much like i might just akkgkfkfkkf o love her so much in so nervous banyyyysghaja
“I’m attracted to the extreme light and the extreme dark. I’m interested in the human condition and what makes people tick. I’m interested in the things people try to hide.” Johnny Depp
im attracted to your tongue in my mouth
(via paradepp)
I kind of really want to see this
Artie: Sam, why are you doing this?
Sam: No my doctor said there's no such thing as excessive chapstick. We're good.
Artie: I mean with Brittany.
Sam: Oh... Look, I know we're bros and I should've asked you first but I like her so much. I might even...- I guess I was just afraid you wouldn't be okay with it.
Artie: I'm not! I mean, I couldn't care less that she and I dated. She doesn't even remember it. But I'm not okay with my friend making the same mistake I did. You need to get over her. Find another girl, and move on.
Sam: What do you mean? Why would I break up with her? She's--
Artie: Perfect. Yeah, I know. But she's also 100% taken, and you know that.
Sam: No, she said they broke up. Besides, Brittany would never cheat on anyone.
Artie: ...
Sam: Oh hey, man, I'm sorry. I forgot.
Artie: It's okay. Yeah, it hurt like a bitch at the time, but eventually I realized that I didn't lose her because I never really had her to begin with. In some weird twisted way it makes me feel better. Point is, Sam, you gotta stop fooling yourself. That sweet, innocent little brain of hers wants you but one look from Santana and it'd be over.
Sam: She wouldn't do that to me.
Artie: She doesn't even know she's doing it. She's lonely, her heart needs a break from whatever Santana did this time, and your body rolls are a lot sexier than mine.
Sam: ...
Artie: Just don't pretend you two are something that you're not.
cant stop thinking about how even though this whole mayan apocalypse is a huge joke there are mothers, fathers, brother, sisters, friends, and teachers burying little children that were mercilessly killed at school last week and for those people today probably really does feel like the end of the world
